{"id":149,"date":"2007-10-02T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=149"},"modified":"2013-08-03T21:01:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T21:01:37","slug":"wrong-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Wrong number"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the last few days some woman from Japan keeps calling my cellphone.<BR>I know it&#8217;s Japan because Google says +81########## is a Japan number and when she leaves a message it&#8217;s all <I>Domo arigato Mr. Roboto<\/I> crap.<BR>Usually the call comes when I&#8217;m at work and it&#8217;s on silent so I see the phone display light up but can&#8217;t answer it.<BR>Today I answered it after joking about it with someone at work to try and tell her she had the wrong number.  Poor woman sounded so confused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the last few days some woman from Japan keeps calling my cellphone.I know it&#8217;s Japan because Google says +81########## is a Japan number and when she leaves a message it&#8217;s all Domo arigato Mr. Roboto crap.Usually the call comes &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=149\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-2p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":798,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}