{"id":166,"date":"2008-06-02T08:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-02T08:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=166"},"modified":"2013-08-03T21:09:17","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T21:09:17","slug":"tim-hortons-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Tim Horton&#8217;s rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Horrible start to the morning.<BR><BR>Normally I leave for work at 8:15 to get there at 8:30. I leave today at 7:55 so I could grab a breakfast at Tim Hortons.<BR>I go through and I ask for an egg sandwich and she said &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry sir, we do not have any breakfast sandwiches today.&#8221; I said &#8220;How come?&#8221;  She said because she doesn&#8217;t have any eggs.   I guess someone forgot to go to the grocery store this morning.  I had to sit 10 minutes to make my way through the drive-thru because it had a curb to keep you in.<BR>So I try the one near my work.<BR>I make my way through a busy line up and when I get to the speaker I just hear a bunch of clicks.  The cars ahead of me went through quickly but now I&#8217;m sitting there with a pile of cars building behind me.  I thought maybe it wasn&#8217;t working and orders were made at the window.  I roll up and she says &#8220;two creams one sugar?&#8221;  I said &#8220;No, I thought it wasn&#8217;t working.&#8221;  So I said &#8220;Forget it!&#8221; and rolled off.  I&#8217;m sitting here hungry.<BR>Ever since the Americans took it over it sucks.  Their donuts are all shipped in frozen and taste rotten.  <BR><BR>I heard on the radio KFC is taking steps to please the animal rights people by only choosing chicken suppliers who gas their chickens.  I wonder how that\u2019s going to taste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Horrible start to the morning.Normally I leave for work at 8:15 to get there at 8:30. I leave today at 7:55 so I could grab a breakfast at Tim Hortons.I go through and I ask for an egg sandwich and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=166\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-2G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":819,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}