{"id":187,"date":"2009-03-11T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=187"},"modified":"2013-08-03T21:17:49","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T21:17:49","slug":"inventions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"Inventions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I\u2019d like to see either get invented or get more popular:<BR><\/p>\n<li>Polarized contact lenses.\n<li>Device to control your ear volume, (want to lower it).\n<li>Heated windshield wipers.\n<li>Defroster grid wires on front windshield, not just the rear.  Maybe just at the bottom and sides where ice builds up.<BR><BR>What&#8217;s with Poppycock, the candied popcorn?<BR>Did you notice each popcorn thing are almost identical?  Since when do you pop popcorn and they pop out the same shape?  They&#8217;re all large popcorn balls.  Normally you get these random explosions of corn.<BR><BR>Either it&#8217;s something fake, like Pringles chips or they went to all the trouble of making sure they popped in a constrained, controller manner.  Like putting each kernal in a holder, heating it so it explodes but only as a certain shape, a ball.<br \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I\u2019d like to see either get invented or get more popular: Polarized contact lenses. Device to control your ear volume, (want to lower it). Heated windshield wipers. Defroster grid wires on front windshield, not just the rear. Maybe just &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=187\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-31","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}