{"id":195,"date":"2009-06-26T11:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T11:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=195"},"modified":"2013-08-03T21:20:25","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T21:20:25","slug":"zombie-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"Zombie dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><OL><LI>I love Sinutab.  My allergies are nasty in July and I can&#8217;t really breathe through my nose 1\/2 the time anyway so this just makes it that much worse.   I&#8217;m now breathing out of my nose so that&#8217;s a nice treat for today.  I&#8217;ll eventually have to get some sort of operation to make my nasal passages bigger.  Maybe they&#8217;re all scared up or something, they feel all closed in.<BR><BR><LI>The new dog (Jersey) is crazy.  She&#8217;s like a newborn horse with long legs that awkwardly staggers around bumping into things.  She&#8217;s not that young (10 months) but I swear she doesn&#8217;t know how big her body is yet. <BR> I also think we should have called her zombie.  She just keeps coming and coming no matter what you do.  We&#8217;re trying to stop her from pushing you out of the way when we open the door, feed her or let her out of her cage.  I&#8217;ll push her back, put my hand or foot up or get in her way so she gets the hint but she&#8217;s stubborn.   I&#8217;ll even toss her back a few feet but she just keeps coming.    &#8220;braaaaaaains&#8230;&#8221;  <BR><BR><LI>I&#8217;m putting up a few more walls in the basement to close in the workshop.  It&#8217;s looking good, I&#8217;ll have to rent a van from Home Depot to get some drywall home.  I&#8217;m trying to keep the dust in the room so it doesn&#8217;t blow around the house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love Sinutab. My allergies are nasty in July and I can&#8217;t really breathe through my nose 1\/2 the time anyway so this just makes it that much worse. I&#8217;m now breathing out of my nose so that&#8217;s a nice &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=195\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-39","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":852,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}