{"id":209,"date":"2009-11-14T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=209"},"modified":"2013-08-03T21:29:23","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T21:29:23","slug":"door-salesmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"Door salesmen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I admit, sometimes I can be crabby to people who come to my door Saturday morning and interrupt my breakfast to try and sell me something.  I get a lot of people from random companies asking to see my natural gas bill.  They always say, \u201cDo you see <their company name> written at the top of your gas bill.\u201d  \u201cAre you sure you\u2019re saving with us?\u201d. <BR><BR>I\u2019m not going to go get my bill and show it to you, it\u2019s none of your business.   I have no idea who your company is, just like the last guy who tried when my eggs were getting cold last week.  I don\u2019t understand what you\u2019re trying to change or commit me to so get off my lawn before I put my boot up your ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I admit, sometimes I can be crabby to people who come to my door Saturday morning and interrupt my breakfast to try and sell me something. I get a lot of people from random companies asking to see my natural &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=209\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-3n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":871,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}