{"id":24,"date":"2005-02-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=24"},"modified":"2013-08-03T19:52:48","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T19:52:48","slug":"thief-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Thief found"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They found the guy who broke into my place.  Apparently he&#8217;s some heroin addict in pretty sad shape, with only a couple of years left to him.  They raided his place from a tip they were given but only found one of my things, and he was wearing my roommate\u2019s boots.  Tonight we have to id our things so he can fry in the chair or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They found the guy who broke into my place. Apparently he&#8217;s some heroin addict in pretty sad shape, with only a couple of years left to him. They raided his place from a tip they were given but only found &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=24\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":644,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}