{"id":26,"date":"2005-03-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=26"},"modified":"2013-08-03T19:53:40","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T19:53:40","slug":"border-guard-snarkiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Border guard snarkiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just in the US.<BR>I was driving back into Canada and just before the border I was to turn off into the duty-free shop for some really cheap alcohol.  I somehow missed the only sign to it and overshot the place.  I couldn&#8217;t turn around because it was a one way road and there were no more exits to escape.  We were forced to exit the US which I think is retarded, what if I made a mistake and didn&#8217;t want to go to Canada?<BR>We rolled through and the officer started asking questions.  I said we needed to go back and he just laughed and said &#8220;Nope&#8221;.  Man was he ever being an ass about it.  I was really angry.<BR>The sole purpose of spending over 48 hours in the US was to go to the duty free shop and get cheap booze and I was denied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just in the US.I was driving back into Canada and just before the border I was to turn off into the duty-free shop for some really cheap alcohol. I somehow missed the only sign to it and overshot &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=26\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":646,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}