{"id":549,"date":"2012-12-14T03:14:14","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T03:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=549"},"modified":"2020-04-25T21:45:48","modified_gmt":"2020-04-26T01:45:48","slug":"up-to-my-ass-in-god-boxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=549","title":{"rendered":"Up to my ass in God boxes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get some weird requests, someone wanted me to make them a few God boxes. The idea I&#8217;m told is you write something confidential down (wish, thought, evil doin&#8217; and put it in the slot. The box can never be opened so it&#8217;s sent off to the spirits. Anywho, they liked it and ordered 10.<\/p>\n<p>I never heard of them but they helped pay for my new lathe.<\/p>\n<p>All made from solid birch, mitred sides, top and bottom are rabbetted. The logo was routed with a core box bit using a circle, then a square template. The slot was routed using a stopped guide.<br \/>\nLength 7&#8243;<br \/>\nWidth 5&#8243;<br \/>\nHight 3.5&#8243;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-551\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox01.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox01-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-550\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox02.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/godbox02-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get some weird requests, someone wanted me to make them a few God boxes. The idea I&#8217;m told is you write something confidential down (wish, thought, evil doin&#8217; and put it in the slot. The box can never be &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=549\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-woodworking"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-8R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1678,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions\/1678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}