{"id":71,"date":"2005-11-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=71"},"modified":"2013-08-03T20:23:58","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T20:23:58","slug":"mcdonalds-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"McDonald&#8217;s rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I go to McDonald&#8217;s today and I noticed that the deal of the day order is all screwed up.  Instead of getting a Big Xtra on Monday they&#8217;re giving away a double cheeseburger.<BR><BR>The guy tells me it&#8217;s the double cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato.  I take it to my table and find out it&#8217;s not the same double cheeseburger they used to give out.  This didn&#8217;t have mustard, ketchup, or pickle &#8211; it had that mayo junk instead.  It was basically a big mac without that center bun piece and no pickle or Mac sauce.  Why&#8217;d they change the ketchup?  It&#8217;s not even a burger anymore, it&#8217;s a double cheese <I>sandwich<\/I>.<BR><BR>It was a sad say when a lot of fast food burger places made the transition from selling burgers to <I>sandwiches<\/I>.  I thought &#8216;Oh-oh, this isn&#8217;t going to be good for anybody.&#8217;<BR><BR>They don&#8217;t even give you ketchup packages when you get take out there anymore &#8211; you have to ask for it.  What are you supposed to eat with your fries, plain with salt topping?  <BR><BR>Dairy Queen&#8217;s the best burger place around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I go to McDonald&#8217;s today and I noticed that the deal of the day order is all screwed up. Instead of getting a Big Xtra on Monday they&#8217;re giving away a double cheeseburger.The guy tells me it&#8217;s the double cheeseburger &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=71\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-19","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":706,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}