{"id":75,"date":"2005-12-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-09T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=75"},"modified":"2013-08-03T20:26:20","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T20:26:20","slug":"double-double","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Double-double"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t imagine getting a &#8220;double double&#8221; coffee at Tim Hortons.  Usually I&#8217;ll put <I>maaaaaybe<\/I> one sugar in my coffee (usually large) and then it&#8217;s at a point where I can barely taste the sweetness &#8211; that&#8217;s when I do it myself.  Whenever I go through the drive-thu and order a &#8220;single single&#8221; and have them do it, the thing&#8217;s so sweet it makes me want to toss it out the window.<BR><BR>I don&#8217;t know how they measure their sugar, do they just have one of those glass tabletop jars and just dump it until they decide to stop or do they pour over a tablespoon and stir?<BR><BR>Some people get a medium &#8220;double double&#8221;.  That&#8217;s a large percentage of milk and sugar if you ask me &#8211; it must be almost white and as sweet as Kool-aid.  I know someone who gets a large &#8220;triple triple&#8221;.  Why bother with coffee in that case? Just get a chocolate bar and a can of Coke for breakfast and suck it up through a straw (stuck down through the tab turned around backwards of course).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t imagine getting a &#8220;double double&#8221; coffee at Tim Hortons. Usually I&#8217;ll put maaaaaybe one sugar in my coffee (usually large) and then it&#8217;s at a point where I can barely taste the sweetness &#8211; that&#8217;s when I do &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/?p=75\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75YnM-1d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoff.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}