Category Archives: General

Miscellaneous

Mo money, mo problems

I don’t need money, I need lovin’

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Can’t hear you

I’d like to have it so you can completely turn off your hearing at will and turn it back on again later.There’s big money there.

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No more boy band

With all the crap that’s been happening to me, it’s no surprise that lately I’ve been a little distracted. My judgment has been a bit off, and I’ve been making poor choices.That being said, I blew the chance to be … Continue reading

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Department perfume

Why do department stores put perfume stations at the main entrance to their store?They force you to walk through their cloud of overpowering aroma.Personally I think this works against their plot to lure in a customer.

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Insurance claims

Insurance claims can be a bitch.

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i.e.

i.e.An abbreviation for id est, a Latin phrase meaning ‘that is.’ It indicates that an explanation or paraphrase is about to follow: ‘Many workers expect to put in a forty-hour week — i.e., to work eight hours a day.’ (Compare … Continue reading

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Border guard snarkiness

I was just in the US.I was driving back into Canada and just before the border I was to turn off into the duty-free shop for some really cheap alcohol. I somehow missed the only sign to it and overshot … Continue reading

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New house

I’m about to buy a house, I’ll find out in a few days if I get it.It’s a real house, 2 levels, garage, big yard and best of all I wont have to share any of it’s walls with any … Continue reading

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Thief found

They found the guy who broke into my place. Apparently he’s some heroin addict in pretty sad shape, with only a couple of years left to him. They raided his place from a tip they were given but only found … Continue reading

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House break-in

My home was broken into last night. Some things of mine were stolen while my roomate was sleeping.The bastards took some things that were of no use to them, but of value to me. Things like motorbike models that my … Continue reading

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