Tim Horton’s rant

Horrible start to the morning.

Normally I leave for work at 8:15 to get there at 8:30. I leave today at 7:55 so I could grab a breakfast at Tim Hortons.
I go through and I ask for an egg sandwich and she said “I’m sorry sir, we do not have any breakfast sandwiches today.” I said “How come?” She said because she doesn’t have any eggs. I guess someone forgot to go to the grocery store this morning. I had to sit 10 minutes to make my way through the drive-thru because it had a curb to keep you in.
So I try the one near my work.
I make my way through a busy line up and when I get to the speaker I just hear a bunch of clicks. The cars ahead of me went through quickly but now I’m sitting there with a pile of cars building behind me. I thought maybe it wasn’t working and orders were made at the window. I roll up and she says “two creams one sugar?” I said “No, I thought it wasn’t working.” So I said “Forget it!” and rolled off. I’m sitting here hungry.
Ever since the Americans took it over it sucks. Their donuts are all shipped in frozen and taste rotten.

I heard on the radio KFC is taking steps to please the animal rights people by only choosing chicken suppliers who gas their chickens. I wonder how that’s going to taste.