Door salesmen

I admit, sometimes I can be crabby to people who come to my door Saturday morning and interrupt my breakfast to try and sell me something. I get a lot of people from random companies asking to see my natural gas bill. They always say, “Do you see written at the top of your gas bill.” “Are you sure you’re saving with us?”.

I’m not going to go get my bill and show it to you, it’s none of your business. I have no idea who your company is, just like the last guy who tried when my eggs were getting cold last week. I don’t understand what you’re trying to change or commit me to so get off my lawn before I put my boot up your ass.