My George Foreman mini-grill is now my dedicated bacon cooker. Nice flat strips every time.

Holy Christ it’s hot !

Fruit fly trap: 1 mason jar with small holes punched in the lid and an inch of beer. They crawl in but can’t fly out due to their wingspan.

We just had an earthquake here in Ottawa. “A 5.0-magnitude earthquake has hit Quebec, according to the U.S. Geological Survey, with tremors felt throughout southern Ontario and the northeastern United States.”

I was resting in my car on my lunch hour and felt the car swaying. I looked out my window and saw my car tires squishing as it rocked then people started to evacuate the office building for about 20 minutes and we went back inside.

I’m lucky to be alive, I should treat myself to something big, like an iphone or something. Some have already said that I’m a hero, but I’m just one white man trying to get by in this crazy world.

My new favorite food is Thai red curry chicken. Seasoned chicken in a sauce made with coconut milk and spices served over rice. Crazy flavour.

Today while driving through an Asian community I noticed everyone was walking slowly with their hands folded behind their backs. Why do they do that?

Today we bought a central vac unit and I installed it in the garage. It works! Now what am I going to do with that stupid long hose they all come with? I don’t exactly have a vacuum hose closet handy.

I don’t think anyone should ever wear stretch pants outside the house.

I’ve added a new peeve to my list, lawnmowers that won’t start.