I had an idiot moment at Subway today. I ordered a meatball sub and the woman asked me what I wanted on it.
“A few hot peppers, some red onion, some lettuce and tomato.”
I look away for a second because the guy next to her at the cash asked me what I ordered. I guess he was getting ready for me to pay. This was odd because she didn’t even start building the thing yet.
I told him, “A 12 inch meatball”.
“Anything to drink with that?” he responds.
“No, nothing.” I said.
I looked back at my sub and it had onions, peppers and mayo. Gross! Who puts that on a meatball sub?
I said “Sorry, I asked for lettuce and tomato, not mayo.”
She looks all confused, “Oh, sorry I…” she hands it off to the guy, I figured he was going to get me another one from scratch or something.
“That’s ok, you can just scrape it off.” I said.
“You sure?” he asks.
He gives it back to the woman and she puts it back down on the counter.
“What else did you want on it?” she asked.
I said “Sorry, I thought you were going to throw it out, I said you can just scrape off the mayo instead, it doesn’t matter.” She started scraping it off and when it was mayo free she asked, “What else did you want on it?”
“L-E-T-T-U-C-E and T-O-M-O-A-T-O”. I was starting to get annoyed.
When that was done the guy asks me again “Anything to drink with that?”
“No!”
What the hell ?!? It wasn’t even busy.