I had recorded two psychic readings from two people that do not know me.

This weekend I changed the front entrance closet doors. I took out the old sliding nasty ones and put in bi-fold raised panel white doors. I had to bring down the opening from an 8 foot hole to an 80×48 inch opening. I had to put up a 2×4 frame and drywalled the front and back. The doors went in no problem.

For the last few days some woman from Japan keeps calling my cellphone.
I know it’s Japan because Google says +81########## is a Japan number and when she leaves a message it’s all Domo arigato Mr. Roboto crap.
Usually the call comes when I’m at work and it’s on silent so I see the phone display light up but can’t answer it.
Today I answered it after joking about it with someone at work to try and tell her she had the wrong number. Poor woman sounded so confused.

I heard on the news that some German politician is running for office and proposed that marriages should require a licence and would have to apply for a renewal in order for it to extend the relationship. If you chose not to renew the marriage would dissolve.

Dairy Queen charges $0.59 for nuts when ordering a sundae.
I believe these should be standard on any sundae and should not be an added feature. They should given as a separate sealed packet to be called a ‘nut packet’ given to each consumer if requested. This will assist those allergic to nuts (another peeve).

This afternoon I fit a 21 foot ladder in my 4-door sedan without involving the trunk, folding the seats down or having it stick out of the exterior.
Figure that one out.

The next car I get is definitely going to be silver again !

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Check out the pond in my backyard !
I have 6 small mini koi (goldfish size) and one large one.