“What do you mean I owe you $4,700 by tomorrow? What are you crazy? I think you have the wrong number…g’bye”.

This was me wakeboarding Sunday, it was pretty cool. I think I want a jetski, and a cottage…and a lake.



Ok, maybe this isn’t me in the picture but had a camera been there it’d look the same…sorta. It took me at least 8 tries to be able to stand up after the jetski took off but after that I pretty well got it.

Bawb’s going Bluetooth.

This is kinda cute.
I call this scene “P*ss off and let me sleep”.

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My house has been sold !

Abby swimming in a park when I was on vacation in NS:

I was driving to Nova Scotia yesterday and today from Ottawa and had to go through Quebec and New Brunswick. The radio was the worst I’ve ever experienced; every station had guys talking in French. I couldn’t get any music at all – the whole trip. No music on any station, it was insane !

I had mp3 cd’s with lots of music but I got such a kick out of flipping through 20 stations in every town I went through and it was all French guys yapping about something or another. I hate them.

In high school we were given a map in geography class and told to memorize every country on it. It was a blank map with outlined countries which were numbered.
I believe that was in ’93 – I knew every country in the world at the time.

Now I see countries I’ve never heard of. I don’t know the world at all, it’s annoying.

I don’t know how people can crack open a warm can of pop and drink it.

Today while driving to work I saw this car ahead of me. He was going pretty slow in the fast lane and sort of looked like the type that wouldn’t normally go that slow. I saw him with a smoke in one hand held to his mouth and a cell phone to his ear with the other hand. What a guy…I think he must have been steering with the palm of his hand or his knee. You should be allowed to shoot people like that.