I don’t need money, I need lovin’

…in search for a day at the beach hair product.

I’d like to have it so you can completely turn off your hearing at will and turn it back on again later.

There’s big money there.

With all the crap that’s been happening to me, it’s no surprise that lately I’ve been a little distracted. My judgment has been a bit off, and I’ve been making poor choices.

That being said, I blew the chance to be in the boy band. Actually, we all screwed up.

Our manager to be, Clay Newbill flew us up to Miami so we could all meet. We ended up getting really drunk and we ended up trashing our hotel room. Some guys around the corner joined our party with some female dancers we met at the studio. They called some friends, who had friends…yadda yadda yadda… Clay got mad, said we were just there to waste his time and money so he went with another group.

Tre (spelling?) just sent me this picture. I guess they had to pay like 1.2k to fix what was done.

Why do department stores put perfume stations at the main entrance to their store?
They force you to walk through their cloud of overpowering aroma.
Personally I think this works against their plot to lure in a customer.

Insurance claims can be a bitch.

i.e.
An abbreviation for id est, a Latin phrase meaning ‘that is.’ It indicates that an explanation or paraphrase is about to follow: ‘Many workers expect to put in a forty-hour week — i.e., to work eight hours a day.’ (Compare e.g.)

Why are English speaking people still using i.e. instead of ‘ex.’, ‘for example’, or ‘that is’?

1384-English replaces Latin as the medium of instruction in schools, other than Oxford and Cambridge which retain Latin

I was just in the US.
I was driving back into Canada and just before the border I was to turn off into the duty-free shop for some really cheap alcohol. I somehow missed the only sign to it and overshot the place. I couldn’t turn around because it was a one way road and there were no more exits to escape. We were forced to exit the US which I think is retarded, what if I made a mistake and didn’t want to go to Canada?
We rolled through and the officer started asking questions. I said we needed to go back and he just laughed and said “Nope”. Man was he ever being an ass about it. I was really angry.
The sole purpose of spending over 48 hours in the US was to go to the duty free shop and get cheap booze and I was denied.

I’m about to buy a house, I’ll find out in a few days if I get it.
It’s a real house, 2 levels, garage, big yard and best of all I wont have to share any of it’s walls with any neighbors.


Updates to come.

They found the guy who broke into my place. Apparently he’s some heroin addict in pretty sad shape, with only a couple of years left to him. They raided his place from a tip they were given but only found one of my things, and he was wearing my roommate’s boots. Tonight we have to id our things so he can fry in the chair or something.