I took my skateboard with Abby around the community bike path just now, she ran the whole time. I can’t believe I haven’t thought of that sooner.
Yes, I’m 30.

I just squeezed my dog’s cyst.
Friggin’ gross.
Oh well, no more bump on her noggin.

McDonald’s website sucks. They don’t advertise their menu at all. On the main page it says they have 9 items for $1.39 but it doesn’t tell you what they are. I went last night and asked what’s for $1.39 and she only mentioned 3 items. Where were the other 6? They never put up the burger of the day when they had it also, I hated that. I just remembered Tuesday was Big Mac Day.

Subway’s the same, they don’t mention the sub of the day – Sunday apparently is steak and cheese. Ever notice how shitty Subway is since they’ve been baking their own bread? Remember the old way of cutting the bun in a wedge shape from the top? They can’t do that now because since they’ve been making their bread in the store it’s 1/2 as high. They can’t possibly cut down in it or they’ll be carving up the counter. It’s also really flaky and weightless. I don’t feel like I’m eating anything there anymore, I used to feel full eating a 12 inch bread product but now it’s like eating air. I don’t know how people can survive off a 6 inch sandwich. Maybe they’ll add chips, pop and cookies to their nice healthy meal. Healthy – yeah right. All they need is fries to top their menu off. What with the lettuce situation? Are they getting stingy? I go in expecting some filler for my weightless $8 sandwich by putting lettuce and tomato on it and they just sprinkle a little bit on. I ask for more and they sprinkle a little bit more. I ask 4 times then give up. I think they’re told to go easy on the toppings or something, it’s crazy.

I went white water rafting on the weekend, that was pretty cool.

My website has been down for a week, man I hate Rogers® – they handle their customers so poorly. They’re more interested in keeping their 7 minute talk times and passing the buck than they are with taking a minute and figuring out how to solve the problem.

I’ve moved, century club/house warming party to come.

“What do you mean I owe you $4,700 by tomorrow? What are you crazy? I think you have the wrong number…g’bye”.

This was me wakeboarding Sunday, it was pretty cool. I think I want a jetski, and a cottage…and a lake.



Ok, maybe this isn’t me in the picture but had a camera been there it’d look the same…sorta. It took me at least 8 tries to be able to stand up after the jetski took off but after that I pretty well got it.

Bawb’s going Bluetooth.

This is kinda cute.
I call this scene “P*ss off and let me sleep”.

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