I just found out today I get to retire in 2032/02/18.

That would make me 132 at retirement.

I just got a new cell phone. It took a whole lot of research to get what I wanted and I wasn’t sure if what I wanted could be done.

I’m on pay as you go – the cheapest plan imaginable and minutes carry over. I wanted to get internet on the road from my portable pocket pc. The computer has WiFi wireless internet already but you’re never really close to a hotspot when you need the net.

I wanted to connect via Bluetooth wireless to my cell phone and have my cell phone connect to the internet for me because it’s internet capable.

I knew I could get internet on the phone using it’s dumb limiting browser and places to go. The pocket pc uses it’s connection and will let me do whatever I want. I can ICQ, MSN, check my email accounts, browse to any site from my car, work, wherever. I rule. I can do this with a laptop if I wanted.

You can get a monthly cell phone account and subscribe to a $5 or $10 datapack service (internet service) but this is way more economical.

I nearly had a date with Anna!

There will not be any headlines in the near future as I am still speechless.

Little Devil.

Day 3 with the new dog

Wow, what a difference in behavior. She slept without a peep last night in her crate beside the bed sleeping. I had to wake her up at 2am for a bathroom break. She was really dopey, it took a few minutes for her to wake up.

Today we got up at 6:30am, had breakfast and then played for a bit. At 10am we went down for a nap. Normally a crate break in the daytime would make her cry and cry but she was out like a light. It’s funny when dogs dream. They snort, move their paws and seems like they’re trying to walk upside down.

Let’s hope this keeps up. She’s also learning really fast. She can go up and down the patio stairs by herself.

Day 2 with the new dog

Holy hell !
She wakes up at 7 am and wants to play with everything. While we eat breakfast we put her in her crate and she cried like the time I got kicked in the jimmy.
I know barking is right around the corner, you can hear them almost coming out. It’s sort of like a yelp mixed with a howl.
Please Lord take me, I’ve got my suitcases packed.

Day 1 with the new dog

Abby was brought home. She was a little shy but we played in the yard and got along. She’s already mostly potty trained and we take her out every hour or so to relieve herself.
She doesn’t like her crate at all – she doesn’t want to go in. If we put her in she whines.
We know if we let her out when she cries she knows she’ll get what she wants so we don’t give in.The night wasn’t bad. We put her in her crate by our bed, she cried like hell but silenced after a few minutes. We let her out after 4 hours. No crapping in crate that night.

Peeve: Knee-braces.
People who wear knee braces that probably don’t need to.
You see them everywhere. Usually it’s higher income professionals who like to join as many teams as possible to make them feel good about themselves but rarely show up. They put on these accessories and body decorations when they don’t have anything wrong with their limbs at all.

If your cartilage is so bad you can’t walk around then fine put it on, don’t slap them on and pretend to be a big gimp.

They say I’m going mad…
They say I’m losing control…
Either the ants go, or I go…

They’re everywhere…in my bed, on the counter, on the food…they’re on me right now…crawling everywhere…I think I’m going crazy !

YOU DON’T LIKE BOILING WATER DO YOU ANTS?
MWAHAAAHAAAHAAHAA!!
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

If someone would like to mail me a lawn tractor I would appreciative.